Glenderful's Shit List: Ronny Chieng

We're getting real dirty. Raw. No filter, no apologies. I'm talking about guys who hit that sweet spot: rough, funny, and capable of making you question your life choices in the best way. The kind who could degrade you into oblivion and you'd thank them for it. Yeah, I said it. Slutty? Sure. Honest? Absolutely. And right now, Ronny Chieng is topping my Shit List—literally and figuratively. Why? Because this man is a walking storm of aggression, wit, and that Asian glow that makes you weak.

Picture this: In your 20s, there will be a comedian who roasts the world like it's his bitch. It's very important that you add him to your Shit List. That's the vibe from this TikTok trend blowing up right now—the "It's Very Important" shit where people look back on those tiny decisions that fucked up their lives in the best way. Like chopping your hair or ditching a boy for your dreams. Well, for me, discovering Ronny was one of those moments. One Netflix special later, and boom—I'm obsessed, salivating, ready to worship at the altar of his polished dress shoes.

Ronny commands the stage like he's owning your soul—sharp suit hugging every line, black shoes gleaming like they could blind you. That thick black hair? Disciplined as fuck. His skin? Radiant from some secret Asian diet that screams "I take care of my shit." And don't get me started on that ass when he turns—firm, bulging, teasing you like it's daring you to bite. Power? Check. Desire? Overflowing. It's forbidden perfection, and it stirs something primal.

His comedy? Pure aggression. "Stupid," "bullshit"—he spits it out like venom, contempt dripping from every word. He's the smartest asshole in the room, weaponizing stereotypes as a Malaysian-Chinese guy who's bounced from the U.S. to Australia. Bits like Singapore owning airports or Malaysia stealing ideas? Gold. His special Asian Comedian Destroys America? A relentless takedown of our dumbass inefficiencies and snowflake vibes. As someone who's lived in China and roamed Asia, I stan. Wake the fuck up, America—Ronny's right!

Born in Johor Bahru, raised everywhere, schooled in Melbourne—this guy's a multicultural beast. Career? Slaying on The Daily Show, creating International Student, stealing scenes in Crazy Rich Asians, Shang-Chi, M3GAN. Netflix specials fueled by rage and charisma. Sneakerhead too—Nike, Jordan, Yeezy, Margiela. But those classy dress shoes in his specials? Fuuuuck. Mouth waters instantly. I wanna sniff 'em deep, lick the soles, taste that alchemy of leather and effort. Peel off the socks, inhale that warm funk—worship it like a religion.

Hobbies: Stand-up, gadget rants, gaming, shitting on cities affectionately. Food? Malaysian spice bombs, Singaporean hits—fragrant, bold. His shit? Gonna smell like heaven's dumpster, exotic and activating. I can picture him mocking me mid-act: "What the hell are you doing down there with my turd? Is it whispering secrets? This is why civilizations collapse—you're savoring waste like it's a TED Talk. Eat it normal, you disappointment!" And honestly? That takedown? It'd make me beg for more!

Ronny Chieng, you're officially on Glenderful’s Shit List. No regrets, no take-backs. If this trend teaches us anything, it's to leap into the weird shit that changes you.